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Quandale Dingle
What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! I have been arrested for multiple crimes including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FUCK??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. I am a legend. Never defeated.